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Office hours.
Tide-dependent.

Five offices. Several presumed occupied.

CAM 01 · San Clemente07:42
Illustrated office camera in San Clemente

San Clemente

Headquarters. Empty between 6am and 10am, and again from 4pm. The agents shipped 41 pull requests during the morning surf session. Nobody has read them.

CAM 02 · Salt Lake City08:05
Illustrated office camera in Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City

Closed on powder days. The agent decides which days those are. It has never seen snow and is confident about it.

CAM 03 · Vancouver10:11
Illustrated office camera in Vancouver

Vancouver

The only office that asks clarifying questions. They have been asked to stop.

CAM 04 · Victoria10:14
Illustrated office camera in Victoria

Victoria

Apologises on the agent’s behalf. The agent has never apologised. It would have to look back.

CAM 05 · EMEA—
Illustrated office camera in EMEA

EMEA

Address assumed. Post has been sent. The camera was installed at the assumed address.

The Canadian offices have raised concerns. The concerns were noted, thanked and closed.

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