SAN CLEMENTE, CALIF. · OCTOBER 7, 2026
AlmostRight today announced $40 million in funding from the Assumption Fund. Neither party has confirmed which dollars.
The round was denominated in ASSUM, a token delisted in 2024. Checking the exchange rate would have delayed the announcement.
“Diligence is where momentum goes to die.”
The proceeds will fund our first human hire, furniture for the assumed EMEA office, and further independent benchmarks conducted by ourselves.
The Assumption Fund invests before a company has decided what it does. It does not take a board seat. That would involve attending meetings where someone might explain it.
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Fictional company news from AlmostRight, a parody by Atono.