SAN CLEMENTE, CALIF. · SEPTEMBER 30, 2026
AlmostRight today confirmed that it has not been acquired by Bending Spoons.
No terms were discussed, as no discussion took place. The company was not contacted by phone or email, and no approach was received on any of the four Slack channels it monitors for this purpose. The spam folder has been checked twice.
“Nothing is changing. Nothing was ever going to change.”
“Nobody ever suggested that anything would change,” added Lars Ohnefrage, co-founder and chief executive.
AlmostRight has engaged advisors to understand why it was not acquired. The advisors have not asked any clarifying questions and have already delivered their findings.
The company remains independent, privately held, and available.
Further information.
Will there be layoffs?
We have three founders, one employee and a capybara. The founders are visionaries. The capybara is on payroll.
Was an offer received?
No.
Was an offer made?
We are not commenting on that.
Will this affect the roadmap?
The agent decides on the day.
Fictional press release. AlmostRight is a parody by Atono and is not affiliated with Bending Spoons.